To Kristen on her 35th Birthday

For Kevin and Kristen on their 5th Anniversary

The marriage of Kevin and Kristen
Is a tale to which all here should listen
It's a fable that shows
That at least someone knows
When a marriage is likely to glisten

For one snowy November night
Neighbor Dennis began to incite
He said "Kevin, it's time"
"The conditions are prime"
Kevin quickly proposed forthright

From this rather quirky inception
The wedding with its backyard reception
Was fun through and through
And the camper to-do
Was certainly not an exception

The marriage with barely a hitch
Quickly resulted in Mitch
Now it's time to renew
The vows they hold true
For in blessings they surely are rich